有問：「同事在公司不停咳又唔掩口又唔帶口罩，唔可以當面話佢，點L算？」
叔答：Leave him or her an anonymous note signed by everyone in the office including the 茶水姐姐, saying:
“We all love you. Just not to the extent that would compel us to enthusiastically embrace and inhale droplets of your virus-laden mucus and saliva. For the love of the company and of your colleagues, get well soon.
But before you do, wear a fucking mask. Lots of love,”
我們都愛你，但程度未至於要熱烈吸入你的口水鼻涕飛沫病菌。所以，為公司為同事，請早日康復。但康復之前，麻煩帶番個口罩啦DLLMGCH。」
隨便攞去用。
暖男叔叔
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